Welcome to Germany, a country renowned for its rich history, vibrant culture, and strict adherence to rules and regulations. As a visitor, it's important to respect the local customs and laws to ensure a pleasant and trouble-free stay. When it comes to traffic laws, Germany is particularly meticulous, and there are several key regulations you should be aware of to avoid fines, penalties, or more severe consequences.

Speed Limits: Always observe the posted speed limits. In urban areas, the general limit is 50 km/h (31 mph), while it's typically 100 km/h (62 mph) on open roads and varies on the Autobahn (highways), with recommended speeds of 130 km/h (81 mph). Exceeding these limits can result in fines. 

Alcohol Consumption: The legal blood alcohol content (BAC) limit in Germany is 0.05%. For new drivers with less than two years of experience or under 21 years old, the limit is zero. Penalties for drunk driving start from a €500 fine and can lead to imprisonment and a driving ban.

Seat Belts and Child Seats: Seat belt use is mandatory for all passengers. Children under three cannot travel without a child seat. Children aged three or over must travel in the rear seats.  Children shorter than 150 cm (4 ft 11 in) or under 12 years old must use appropriate child seats or restraints. Non-compliance results in fines.

Traffic Lights and Signs: Obey all traffic lights and signs. Running a red light incur fines, and in severe cases, may lead to a driving ban or imprisonment.

Priority on the Road: Traffic from the right takes priority at all crossroads and junctions unless signs indicate otherwise. Vehicles on a roundabout have right of ways, unless signs indicate they don't. Do not indicate when you enter a roundabout only when about to exit. Any emergency vehicle that has flashing light has priority, even if there is no siren.

Environmental Zones: Many German cities have established environmental zones to reduce pollution. Vehicles entering these zones must have an emissions sticker indicating their pollution category. Driving without a sticker can result in a fine.

Mobile Phones: Using a handheld mobile phone while driving is illegal. Violations can cost you a fine and a point on your driving record.

Parking: Parking regulations are strictly enforced. Illegal parking can result in fines , and in cases where you block emergency vehicles or cause significant obstruction, your car may be towed. You are not allowed to park within 10 m of traffic lights, closer than 5 m to a pedestrian crossing or intersection, closer than 15 m to a bus stop or other public vehicle area. you are also not allowed to park curbside facing oncoming traffic, blocking entries to buildings, on a bike lane, next to a traffic island or at any place marked with a parking prohibited sign.

Roadside Assistance: In case of breakdowns, you must use a warning triangle and reflective vest. You are also required to carry a first aid kid at all times. 

Autobahn Etiquette: While some stretches of the Autobahn do not have a speed limit, always drive in the right-hand lane except when overtaking. Tailgating can result in fines. The amount of the fine is depending on the distance maintained from the vehicle in front.

Overtaking: Overtaking on the right on Autobahns is strictly prohibited unless in traffic jams. The fine for improper overtaking will apply.

Bicycle Lanes: Do not drive or park on bicycle lanes. Offenders can be fined. 

Winter Tires: Use of appropriate winter tires is required during winter conditions. Fines for non-compliance can be expensive, and if you hinder traffic, you may incur additional penalties.

In terms of deportation, imprisonment, or expulsion, most traffic offenses in themselves do not directly lead to such severe consequences unless they are part of a pattern of criminal behavior or result in serious injury or death. Drunk driving with very high BAC levels, hit-and-run incidents, and causing fatal accidents due to gross negligence can result in imprisonment and potentially influence residence permits.

Note that this list is not exhaustive, and laws can change; always check for the most current information before you travel.

To summarize, observing traffic laws in Germany is crucial for your safety and the safety of others. By respecting these rules, you will contribute to the orderly flow of traffic and ensure that your visit is enjoyable and free from legal difficulties.